a priest was in a confessional when a man walked in and said i stole a car the priest asked if he was sorry he said yes, the priest said your absolved if you wash your face in the holy water , he agreed and did so. the next day he returned and confessed to robbing a bank the priest asked again if he was sorry he said yes but do i have to wash my face in the holy water again? yes to absolve you it's the only way so frustrated he abliged and washed his face again. the third day the man returned and the priest worried about him asked what happened this time? the man replied i beat someone with a bat and oh ya i also wanted to tell you i peed in the holy waterStill going to wash your face in the holy water ?
well then what's he gonna do for penance, wash face in the pee?
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